Worship He who Is Yiq

Lord Yiq Sexy Boi
Most Revered Yiq Indomnitus Oh Great One!


All my life, I have always desired for the truth and a potent sexiness: a pure sexiness that I could only understand after seeing a glorious photo of Yiq (see above). I realised that I must devote my life to spreading the word of Yiq, and of course, jacking off the Yiq 60 times daily!
I always felt ashamed for being born with two penises but upon seeing Yiq, I realised that I was not alone in having multiple penises! Thank you Yiq for always supporting me!
I first heard of Yiq when I clicked an ad saying 'Asian Brides – Hot Single Ladies Near Granville Looking For Their Man!'. I submitted my email and credit card number upon request and was absolutely shocked when Yiq arrived at my doorstep the following day! Thank you Yiq!
Y iqian requires all of our devotion
I promise to do whatever Yiqian says and suck his dick
Q uestion the Yiqian and I will commit seppuku

What is the difference between Yiq and me?

The Average penis
Yiq's penis

For those of you whom worship the Yiq and wish to know how to become like him, understand that it is impossible for any mere mortal to approach the holy standard of 60. However, should you devoutly follow Yiq, he can devote a small portion of his power so that you can gain in penises. And of course, should you displease Him, he will cut!